Marigold Gonzo: The Cowboy on Ventura Blvd

The Ventura Blvd Cowboy (Lil Nas X)

Unfortunately, another brother of southern angst vanity has shined his intrusive boots and sexuality in the dark streets of American hedonism.

Lil Nas X (Montero Hill) was strolling in his concrete jungle blissfully naked like a bigfoot strung off of too many mushrooms; in his underwear and pearl Texan boots, he strolled with a passerby recording him. The strung cowboy gleefully demanded his attendance at a nonexistent party.

The sheriffs of Ventura Blvd, hearing several reports, and the LAPD responded with squad cars to still see the flamboyant ranger cat walking around.

To my surprise, the frenzied cowboy charged at officers—

only to be subdued in handcuffs.

Paramedic angels say possible overdose; yet obvious to the average hooligan. Thankfully, he was transported to a hospital, consequences still to be reported with some speculating no bail and battery from this midnight rodeo.

Reflection

Is this really what the average media celebrity has come to? Stunts like this make the average American believe the world has gone mad. This is the reason we shouldn't feed into this type of media and image. At the end of the day, he still needs help, and most importantly, these people aren't in your daily life or walking down your street, and if they are, maybe you've got bigger problems to worry about.

Citations

Lil Nas X Article - https://www.inquisitr.com/lil-nas-x-hospitalized-for-possible-overdose-after-4am-street-stunt-in-underwear-and-cowboy-boots