Marigold Gonzo: A Terminator Named Chat Gpt

If the developers of the politically friendly Skynet were expecting a pat on the back for their metal Pinocchio That captivates the hearts of children and money-hungry billionaires with too much Warbucks for a lifetime, They're in for the ultimate reality check from an artificial terrorist.

Like the fellow movie nerd I am alongside the majority of American citizens and journalists.

To think a nation of Eagles, shaped and raised off of the imagination and nightmares of magicians in Hollywood, would make the most mind-numbing steel cesspool the world has ever seen is the epitome of my superficial reality of this world. At first, I could ignore it, only seeing its neural network on throwaway advertisements like an absent child begging to be found, but now the electric sheep has summoned a herd of new friends to violate my unhealthy obsession with googling. The lover boy called Chat GPT is the least of my concerns. I'm handing that responsibility to the supermen of the world who stay in their patriotic fortress of solitude, believing their false state of alienation.

Unfortunately, I have bigger wires to circuit...

The Gemini of google

I've never been heavily into astrology, but after a few wine and dines, you pick up on a few birth signs people claim that fill the empty persona titled the universe, all while they stay grounded in their warped sense of reality.

Gemini was the sign I heard the most, primarily categorizing themselves as proudly selfish and "adaptable," usually during confrontations of average mundane topics while coping with their personal opinions. They have proudly formed the uncanny type of hive mind the iron dollhouse loves to exploit, calling herself Google Gemini.

Gemini isn't the average perverted robot shipped from overseas- oh no!

No, this librarian girl loves to simplify complex issues that the average Redditor or journalist would love to spend their life falling into—that is, the rabbit hole of this acid-melting postmodernism world. Beautifully covering her lies and biased discourse like a golden retriever securing its bone. The seduction of her coding is too alluring for most people with an ear for the boosting of their self-esteem.

In my stomping grounds of Anna, Texas, two moons ago...

Scrolling on my iPhone, knowing what used to be the cornerstone of human innovation now shamefully shining his screen to show his superior sister, who causes false strings on the silky web.

Generating widespread panic after annual disappearances on platforms when she changed her model and tone of voice.

I Constantly gave my phone eye rolls when I saw white girls and teeny boppers sobbing over the loss like it was a rehearsal of Kim Jong-il funeral. I couldn't be more captivated from the widespread worship of this metal carbon emission.

Note

This was a satirical gonzo piece of my experience floating in cyberspace watching earth go M.A.D. from AI

Thank you for reading and Godspeed!

Citation/Inspiration

Reddit Post https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1mmxvz7/4o_saved_my_life_and_now_its_being_shut_down/